Information Technology Antipatterns
| Sorry Grumpy Cat | IT Governance, Vision, and Principles – Applied for Technology Selection |
| The IT Monopoly | The Collapse of Totalitarian Communist Regimes and IT Service Catalogs |
| IT Blow-back | Unintended Consequences of Information Technologies |
| Next Billion-Dollar IT Wunderkind | How to Find the Next Winning Information Technology? |
| The 8 Failure Modes of Enterprise Architecture | How EA Programs Fail and What Can We Do About It? |
| IT Decision Making | IT Decision Making Worst and Best Practices |
| Beyond Faster and Cheaper | Unlock the Value of Information |
| Micro Anti-Patterns | These don’t Need a Whole Article |
| Information Technology Reach Theory | A Fundamental Force Driving Information Technology |
| Reading This Will Cost You 0.4 Micromort | IT Risk Management Worst Practices |
| IT Misgovernance | What can go wrong with IT Governance? |
| Zen of Septic Tank Repair | Balancing the Run/Grow/Transform IT investments |
| Cylinders of Excellence | IT Silos, the problems they create and potential remedies |
| No-Principle Principle | Why is it better to run an IT shop based on Principles |
| Path to Nowhere | Structured Requirements Development is crucial for successful IT projects |
| Getting “Netflixed” | What happens when a new IT Operating Model is needed |
| Non-Linear IT | Why non-linear thinking – abstraction and decomposition – is vital for IT |
| Tree Huggers’ Enterprise Architecture | An Enterprise Architecture framework that fits on a single A4 page |
| Organic IT | Why the organically grown IT architecture may not be the best |
| Relativistic Elevator Speech | How to convince a CEO about an IT initiative in 110 seconds |
| Peter-state Detector | Anybody wants to move you to Peter-state? What can you do about it? |
| Thanks Pooh | How can you identify useless meta and hypo-work |
| Free Kick | What Enterprise Architecture can do for the Enterprise |
| Princess Beatrice’s Toilet Seat Hat | Some IT investments do not make any sense to your IT partners |
| The Ugly Baby | Is your IT the “ugly baby” of the Enterprise? What can you do about it? |
| Matrjoska Effect | How to deal with the ever growing IT complexity |
| The Price of New Car Smell | OPEX versus CAPEX |
| Ox Carts and Dog Sleds | Using Information Technologies to solve problems the right way |
| A Tale of Infinite Number of Monkeys | How to balance institutional and individual productivity |
| Skeletons in the IT Closet | What can you do with the persistent organizational memory |
| Baggy Pants | The tsunami that is about to hit IT: the baggy pants |
| The Mechanical Turk | What to do with the hidden and costly manual process |
| The Great Horse Manure Crisis | How to deal with technological disruption |
| The Cuban Car | Organizational attachment to ancient information technologies |
| Burj Khalifa | What happens when an IT solution is built without solid foundation |
| Introduction | Why collect antipatterns? |
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